"Staggernation"

This website has collected so many bad faith defense arguments in WIPO disputes that it is unable to decide what is the most dubious!
Examples (no comment...):

Respondent asserts that his fiancée was Chanel Louise Wright, and they together at one time also had an e-commerce business...
Respondent states that he and his girlfriend/fiancée Chanel "narrowed it (the choice of original title of our business) down to the following three choices:
a) chanelbags.com
b) chanelpurses.com
c) wholesalepurses.com
"Chanel and I used wholesalepurses.com because of the fact that Chanel and I broke off our wedding engagement and I did not want her name on my business, which I was now solely operating."

or

"Respondent has rights in the abbreviation P.E.P.S.I. through his ownership of the registered company Precise Electronic Positioning Systems International, Inc."